Thursday, March 17, 2011

Make them keyboards dance! -/|\- Day 22 -/|\- Day 21 - 18




The great part about being a freelance writer, is that I get to stay in my room and work at my computer all day. This gives me a lot of time to keep my head in the game, and at the rate I read I can keep informed on a variety of subjects very easily. As of late, I've been pouring over all the information I could pull together based on the community's experiences.

My theory on a theoretical government agency involved in this can be found here. For god's sakes, wish Scott your best while you're there. He's out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Kaiju's got a problem. Real Kaiju has requested that we find a way to keep Clone Kaiju out of this mess. My plan to do this can be found here. The actual place where you need to post for the plan to follow through (Unless he makes another post right quick, and you need to post it on that New Clone Kaiju Post) can be found here.

(Edit: Congratulations everybody, Clone Kaiju is out of Harms Way of Morningstar's manipulation! Nicely done all around! ^_^)

Remember Ladies and Gentlemen: Only YOU can prevent Kaiju Clone Involvement. Morningstar can TRY to counter us, but when the whole gallery of "Trolls" starts apologizing and going "Oh. Yeah. Just a game man, sorry about that." He's really gotta work hard to sell ANYTHING. And of course, it's all possible because Clone Kaiju can't actually see any of Real Kaiju's posts. Or anything involving  ThinTallBlank McDoucheSuit that isn't posted directly onto his specific messages.

The great part about this kind of work, is that it's a question of numbers. It only takes one of us to have a good idea. Proxies like Morningstar need to have good ideas ALL THE TIME if they want to take us to the cleaners. We're a team of brilliant individuals. They're a team of mindless zombies. We get to call MASS AMBUSH! >:D

To quote Hannibal Smith of the A-Team: I love it when a plan comes together.

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Day 22:

I didn't post yesterday. It was a day of intense research on the blogs, and on whatever supplements I could find. I don't know what weapons will ACTUALLY work on this thing when I run out of days, so I'm digging deep. Necromancy, Planar Silliness, Time, Chaos, Shamanism, I'm casting a wide net. I'm terrified that this is going to come down to a ritual. I stick to quick-and-dirty magic damn it, I'm no good at rituals. All throughout however, I had a whole bunch of spirits show up at my doorstep, wanting someone to give them the old heave-ho to the next world. I don't pretend to understand why they go to me as opposed to Time Lord or one of the scattered thousands like us across the world, but they seem to like going to me.

Explaining what it is we are (call us Guardians, White Blood Cells...none of us can actually agree to a term) is difficult. In situations like this though, what we do is very easy. Well, it feels easy to me anyway. I just feel around myself with my sense, open two gates on either side of my room, and the spirits usually know where to go after that. I don't know the significance of the two gates. It could just be heaven or hell. But why would someone intentionally leap into hell?

I think it's more of a Ying-Yang situation. Some people are drawn one way, some are drawn the other, the only real truth is that sometimes somebody has to open the door for them.

I've never asked Time Lord or any of the others if they have to do this. For some of us, our mandates and duties are very set in stone. Time Lord deals with fluctuations in Time and smiting predatory entities, that's his shtick. I've known people whose mandate is healing the sick and injured. My mandate is...confusing. Sometimes, it deals with space and distance, other times it's dealing with the dead, and most often it deals with smiting something nasty. I guess in theory my shtick is spirits, living and dead. Across space, across time, I deal with the realm of spirits and things beyond. It's also the reason I keep saying "I may be insane..."

Sometimes I know what's going to happen next. Sometimes I can divine an answer from out of nowhere. And sometimes, I know how to sort out a situation despite never having encountered it before. In my field, I have instinctual knowledge from times long past. Times I will never actually remember. (I'll start explaining THAT next time.) Unfortunately, sometimes I'm dead wrong. Sometimes I see glimmers of the other side when I'm not projecting, little flickers as things try to pierce the barrier between worlds. Sometimes, I can honestly say that the difference between me and someone who is slightly schizophrenic is a very small thing indeed. I can't prove anything, all the miracles I've seen could be tricks of the eye or memory, and at any instant I could be proven absolutely wrong about all of this.

Tao has it easier. In speaking of which, that crazy asshole is back in business. He just E-mailed me that he found the first of his five co-conspirators. Lets be frank: Whereas I may merely be insane, he is downright psychotic. He has gone beyond mere insanity and gone out the other side into a realm that man was not meant to know. There's nothing that makes me feel better and simultaneously horrified like knowing he's back on the case. I'm going to need him and his team if this gets as bad as I think it will.

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Days 21 - 18:

Tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday will be spent covering a Convention for my job, so I'll be out of the loop. When I'm not writing about all of that, I'll be putting my thoughts together.

For better or for worse, I need to tell you all the full story about what happened between HER and me over the last 8 years. I need to tell you how I got to this point where I've got X days before I have Slendy on my doorstep. And I need to tell you about the November Incident which brought me back into this.

I'm stuck in this whether I like it or not. I might as well explain where I stand and why.

Until next time. And everybody have a happy St. Patrick's day. Drink some green beer, and have a good time. ^_^

21 comments:

  1. "Green beer"?

    Well, I'm just going to focus the Kaiju bit here, if you don't mind.

    I really, really think that your ARG thing is a bad idea. A clever one! But a bad one. Eventually, he's going to be involved again, and he won't be prepared. He's said he's just going to quit blogging for now, but this problem is not just going to go away. Oh, ok, it's just an ARG. Oh, ok, that guy who looks just like me is an odd coincidence. Oh, ok, that guy in the woods is just the shadow of a tree. Oh, why are my guts on that branch?

    Something really bad is going on with those two, and it has to be taken care of in a permanent and efficient manner, although I do indeed encourage and applaud your way of handling it for now, however temporarily. /Astrid

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  2. Honestly. I thought about that. The problem is, that it was either keep trying and failing to explain to him that his friends were the good guys in the face of Morningstar's sneak attack (which would have probably failed and left him open to Morningstar telling him to do stupid things and get him killed), or find a way to remove him from the board for a while.

    This is by no means a permanent solution. But Real Kaiju wants Clone Kaiju out of the picture for now, and at least this way Morningstar can't make Clone Kaiju do something REALLY STUPID.

    If Clone Kaiju is as smart as Real Kaiju, he'll know to run from the bad stuff. If Clone Kaiju is a Proxy in disguise designed to detonate Real Kaiju somehow, this at least keeps him away from Real Kaiju for now.

    Really, all it does is put the ball back in Real Kaiju's court. Now, Real Kaiju can handle the nitty-gritty without interruption from outside parties, and can bring in backup like us if he needs it.

    So yeah. Like you said, this is NOT Ideal. But it's a strategy that gives Real Kaiju a metric ton of options, and the more options you have, the more likely you can make a choice that will win. At least, that's what I hope.

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  3. After reading through it...quite nice. It helps a LOT. The only problem is, I don't know how I'm going to get that kind of voltage.

    Still, it's a start. Nowhere to go but up, eh?

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  4. Oh thank god, Amalgamation, I owe you one. I agree that this a temporary solution, but a solution nonetheless. I'll make this up to you.

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  5. Right now. Amalgamation, I cordially invite you to join NAPPA.

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  6. Hey, I'm in. I might be insane, but I'll do my best. ~_^

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  7. AS, LSD has worked to hold him off for short periods. But its weaking as he gets used to it.

    He also seems to dislike fire. But not electrical lights.

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  8. Decided to gert on and read everyone's blogs today (a loittle drunk as I type this lawl) Soooo yeaaaah... Hmm... you've been busy... and so has evceryone else... wow... huh... weird... it's beeen really quite over here... Good luck man... huh... feels like I'm a weaker version of you.

    Oh and if you need somefthing to hold him back, at least for a little while, I recommend wiccan spells of protection (I jhave a few on my blog) But you have to really believe they'll wortk. If you don't believe that Wicca has power, then don't bother with it.

    ~Eternally Anonymous~

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  9. Anonymous, you're Eternally Anonymous. You ain't the weaker version of NOBODY. ;D

    Wicca is incredibly powerful, and I greatly enjoy the underlying philosophy and precepts. Me trying to use it however, would be incredible hypocrisy, and I just don't have the right mentality. :(

    In a lot of ways, you're a lot stronger than me. In a lot of other ways, I'm probably the weakest person to ever get involved in all this. Don't ever sell yourself short, man. Never.

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  10. BLAH BLAH BLAH SUPPORTIVE SPEACH BLAH

    OH SHUT IT SAGE

    WE HAVE SEEN HOW WEAK HE IS

    HE CANT EVEN BEAT ME IN A FIST FIGHT

    WHAT A WEAKLING

    HAHAHA

    LOVE

    ALDER

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  11. Sthu the fuck up Alder. Seriously.

    Thanks Amalgamatino. I really apparecitate it. Honestly I needed the boost. Thanks. = )

    ~Eteranlly Anonynmosu~

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  12. @Alder:

    Heh. Dude... seriously? Is this honestly the best thing you can think of to do with your time? One might think to spend the late hours of the evening a little more wisely - such as practicing your grammar and punctuation. Really, I pity anyone who has to interact with you if that's the way you speak in real life; people must avoid you terribly. Then again, perhaps the lack of social interaction is the cause? My sympathies if you actually are socially and/or mentally retarded. Over the internet, it is rather difficult to tell the difference between retardation and sheer jackassery. However, I am a kind soul, so I shall give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are not a jackass. In the future, though, please try to stop and actually gain some knowledge as to what the fuck you're talking about before you accidentally insult someone.

    Later! ~_^

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  13. WELL THE REST OF MY PLAN IS READY SO I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO

    OH HARDY HAR HAR

    I TYPE LIKE THIS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME EASILY RECOGNIZABLE SINCE IM A PROXY AND I LIKE TO BE KNOWN

    ESPECIALLY SINCE I WAS POSTING ON DRAKES ACCOUNT BEFORE THIS AND DIDNT WANT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR HIM

    SO ILL JUST IGNORE THE COMMENTS ABOUT MY GRAMMAR AND ALL OF THE FOLLOWING DETAILS OF HOW PEOPLE PROBABLY HATE ME (they hate me, but love my voice. Oh how wonderful it is)

    GAIN SOME KNOWLEDGE ABOUT WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT (?)

    GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

    IM FAR MORE KNOWLEDGABLE THAN MOST OF YOU LITTLE RUNNERS AND FIGHTERS

    ACCIDENTALLY INSULT SOMEONE (?)

    NOPE

    I WAS DOING THAT ON PURPOSE

    IM A BIT OF AN ASS

    ILL ADMIT THAT

    LOVE

    ALDER

    peace, biatch. (throws up gang sign)

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  14. Oh. My mistake then. I shall just have to respond in the manner in which I respond to all proxie-trolls, and deny you the attention you so desperately crave due to your tall thin Daddy beating you regularly as a child. Or something. I can admit when I don't know the fully story, but keeping up with you assholes starts to run together after a while. So I'll just say this:

    Admit it. You lost this round. So instead of verbally abusing Anonymous as a vent for your frustration, get over yourself and get the fuck off Sage's blog.


    Peace back atcha, home-dog. -flips bird-

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  15. YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT

    I REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE DEFEAT

    FUCK THAT

    BUT I DO THINK IM GOING TO GO GET SOME SLEEP

    GOOD NIGHT

    LOVE

    ALDER

    (sticks out tongue) whore.

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  16. Not as hard as they failed him. XD

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  17. I admit. I had no idea what I was going to do with the whole Manipulation thing. But you have made it really clear that you do not want Fake Kaiju involved... And I live to displease.

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  18. In Gomoku, Black always moves first. It's a disadvantage I'm prepared for.

    Set up the board, and I'll just keep knocking you down. That's just who I am.

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  19. ....what the fuck is Planar Silliness?

    On a slightly less serious note, I would like to note something of importance. You are the supernatural gentleman, holding open the doors for those in need. Kudos.

    Just don't let yourself become the doormat.

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